Marge: What’s brunch?
Jacques: You’ll love it. It’s not quite breakfast, it’s not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don’t get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
— The Simpsons
October 25, 2004
Sunday Brunch
September 11, 2004
Welcome to the 21st Century
If ET was carrying his cell, they wouldn’t be waiting for him to phone home.
December 23, 2003
Tis the Season
To everything, there is a season…and, no, Christmas doesn’t start in September.